while all of you are celebrating wildly over our silver medal, (brought home by not so local talents,)
let me introduce you to some countries you probably never knew existed (and yet, of course, are leading us on the medal table)
Kyrgyzstan 0 gold, 1 silver, 1 bronze
One of my favourites. Apart from a virtually unpronouncable name (un-rememberable too), this very new country (independence 1991) mainly dabbles in vegetable, fruit, and organized crime. true story.
Compared to Singapore, i bet the silver medallist got a Llama, and the Bronze medallist brought home a head of lettuce.
Zim-Mother-Fucking-Bab-We! aka Zimbabwe 1 gold, 3 silver, 0 bronze
Nothing special about this country. Because there isn't fucking ANYTHING in this country. except for mad political leaders, genocide, racial killings. Oh yes, and did i mention 4 olympic medals?
Possible Prizes for their athletes: A head of a Tutsi, a meal for 2 at macdonalds, a pair of sandals.
Ethiopia 2 gold, 1 silver, 0 bronze
HAHAHAHA. HI! its ETHIOPIA. the poster country for STARVING babies, fly infested rice bowls and walking skeletons! i think thats their secret. Our sport nutritionists have been lying to us. No more food pyramid kids, its time to chew some bamboo. or sand. whatever.
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