How I wish

How I wish I could take a picture of that annoying fucker in front of
me who just switched on the radio of her fuck phone at full blast on
speaker mode while I'm trying to get some sleep on the mrt.

Fucking cunt whore pussy slut bitch

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Chicks

Pri: I've fucked a thai german chick

Pra: I've fucked a white chick

Sean: uhh, I've fucked a filipino chick

Kuah: yeah, from the maid agency right?

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The room

Officially, the room says systems and evaluation.

Inside are 4 nsfs.

One is eating a wassant bread.

Another is playing a guitar.

The third one is having a good time with the psp.

And the last one is....sleeping.

Very hard work, defending my nation.

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Seen at a chinese restaurant in century square

" While the best part of the fish is the belly, the crispy part of the
bone is really the best"

Wtf

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Lunch time

about the stacking of plates after lunch

Aaron: "I love it when people stack the plates. I want to see how high
they stack and wait for that one jackass to put the last plate and see
it collapse"

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Heart attack

Boss: chao cheebye, I went for the medical today. Fucking nurse, don't
know how she draw blood.

Wee: why you go medical, sir?

Boss: cos I have a lot of friends recently, drop dead from heart
attack! This cholesterol, damn scary, cheebye. So young!

Boss: also because this thing, we indians are more prone. They say its the food.

Me: sir... I think we should all go for checks too. For the 10 months
I've been here, I've had nothing but prata to eat every morning....

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Re: Omg

On 8/29/08, ian tann <ian.personal@gmail.com> wrote:
> Omg I am mother cheebye sleepy I shall post a blog post everytime I
> feel like sleeping
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