Bread Talk

So this morning, i decided to get myself some bread.



Nothing but the finest kaya and butter toast from Wang's Cafe.



I walked in and ordered 2 pieces.



The lady proceeded to put two slices of bread onto the toaster.



Right, i shall attempt to use ASCII artwork to demonstrate to you how it looked like




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There, two pieces of bread.


And i went like "WHAT THE FUCK" cos i assumed she would sandwich the two pieces and i would get ONE piece. like so, as demonstrated below




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------xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-------------- (x is kaya layer)
------ccccccccccccccccc-------------- (c is butter layer)
------ooooooooooooooooo-------------- (o is bread layer)


and i tried pointing out to her i wanted four pieces but she mumbled something about 4D and lottery, ARGH FUCK, so i told her to put another two pieces on the toaster before i slapped her silly.



so now it looks like this.


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there, four pieces of bread.



and then do you know what she did?










she fucking sliced each loaf into half, then quarters.



and handed me 16 pieces of toast,


with a smile.







i feel like a walking loaf now. butter is dripping from my ears.