Fuck the Govt, Here are some REAL dating tips.

Dating Tips from him? not if you want your wife to look like this!




Here are some REAL dating tips that have been proven to work time and time again.

(well. i think they might. thats more then enough for some people.)



1. COMPLIMENT HER CLOTHES

"Wow you look stunning! the last time i saw that dress, i was with a hooker down at lorong 33 but you're different, i'm sure she stole it. bitch."


2. PAY FOR THE FIRST DATE

"Haha, its okay, i'll get the bill. WHATTHEFUCK$7.50FORSPARKLINGWATER?! WHY CANTYOUJKUSTDRINKTAP,BITCH.


3. TAKE A TAXI!

"...so there's enough money in your ez-link cards to pay for your romantic dinner at McDonalds later"


4. LET HER CHOOSE THE PLACE

"its only polite. =) " BECAUSEWEKNOWHOWSHEWILL BITCHIFYOUZICHARHERANDTHESMELLGETSINHERHAIR


5. ASK HER FOR SEX CONSIDER A ROMANTIC DINNER AT HOME

"Maggi, Tea, or me?"







GOOD LUCK =)