A certain celebrity blogger is ultra fond of these.
to the extent that she spends hours putting little beady things on all her items.
Does her vagina itch? are her breasts swollen? why the FUCK would you these (horrendous, i might add) wart looking sparklies on your handphone? Unless you have an itchy vagina and you need a rough surface to scratch against as you walk, i cannot fathom why the FUCK you would want all your digital accessories hideously vandalised.
i highly suggest your boyfriend glue those on his cock too. maybe your vadge will sparkle and glitter when you realise they drop out after like, 5 minutes.
Case in point
whot a juicy way to ruin a sidekick.
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